Jokes on me...

Me: "If you act ugly after getting candy, next time I am going to have to say 'no' to the candy."

Olivia: "Silly mommy...the candy is not a person, you can't tell it 'no.'

Me: "Did you blow your nose? It sounded like you just wiped it, not blew it."

Olivia: "My nose is not blue."

Q - When do kids start talking back?

A - When they can talk.

Lovely!